As someone who has beta test quite a few games and other services over the years. It’s always interesting to see the result of growing pains, things being live updated in real time and just those funny little quirks that make you just stop and have a little bit of a laugh.
I understand some people are rather angry/upset/trigger/attackhelicopter right now. Many things the past day or so have not been running so smoothly. It’s understandable your life is so great the worst thing to have happened that day was some loading issues from a website (unless you are the admins running that site. In which case thank you for not sleeping past few days working on things.)
I know, I know you lost your chance that day to make millions!!!!!!! Billions????? OMG, it's going be Trillions!!!!!!!!
In light of this, I’m having me some fun.
Special thanks for starting me off with a little. I hope some new users get to enjoy it as much as I have!
Have a salty good day and enjoy the high seas of adventure! The world outside awaits. Unless you had been frozen into an ice cube; then, I guess, you have to wait for spring to thaw out. I would say your overload cats would come and thaw you out; but, I have been duly informed the bots have taken over.
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