Got to feelin' creative last night so I swam up to Alaska through the Suez Canal. I fought off a few Orca, punched some sirens in the face and drowned Davey Jones. Of course, I had to loot his locker, I didn't get much but some decrepit chests that turned to sea dust after I touched them. When I finally got to Mars, I had to face off with some Grizzly Bulls with crazy eyes and soccer ball sharp fingers. They kept pointing at me all like, "No, you shut up." So I didn't and turned them into alakabuzzards that swarmed around the fresh pile of heads and tails I'd left after catching my fish. It was a tasty swim.

REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am,