Bow down to the Pirate Lord of Darkness! One of my guards for the gates of Darkness reached out from beyond the veil through the vast expanses of the Splinterlands today. It was imperative to him that I truly represent the incantations of stabilized ethereal allied nations in the liquidity of expectations with mobility for marketing manifestations. And so, a package was sent, delivered, and received. Addressed to the one and only 'Lord Enginewitty'. "Who you?" Yes me. You fucking better know - Lord of the 'D'. Bodyguard, @papacrusher, make something outta nun. Typin like I'm spittin, rip it like Atilla the hun. Shut up. I'm having me some fun. Turn the page you don't like it, tuck ya tail and run.
The only person I can figure it came from. I know you live down yonder, and asked me about em a while back and said you'd snatch one up you come across a good deal, so hells to the ya my man! Hooked it up Trump, many thanks amigo! Totally fits perfect too, and I think I was on @artemisnorth's show this morning when it came in. Was really neat seeing how it was addressed. Kudos for sure!
Wardrobe
Now I'm getting a few pieces of badass Steemit gear and it's really killer fun to wear. Makes me feel closer to the fam, ya know? Heck, even #princesskhaldeesi decided to get in on the excitement and posed for this no holds barred selfie with me. Tongue out and showing the love like only a princess and lord can right? LMAO! You see anything else in that picture? I just noticed, but if you look close behind my left shoulder, you'll see a red heart, outlining the rocks. That's right, building this shit on bricks, so fuck all you glass house, stone tossing, fake two face, ass kissing, wanna be politikkin, too busy to read it but still bitchin, diarrhea shit stain lickin, you know where you can stick it. Must be late or I'm listening to some kinda something that has totally changed my demeanor. Am I schizo? Naw, just being me LOL! Not all days are gravy and sunshine. STeeM oN my Peoples! And remember to BE YOU!
@papacrusher, make something outta nun. Typin like I'm spittin, rip it like Atilla the hun. Shut up. I'm having me some fun. Turn the page you don't like it, tuck ya tail and run.
@artemisnorth's show this morning when it came in. Was really neat seeing how it was addressed. Kudos for sure!
@snook made this badass gif