I get it.
Santa said I was on the naughty list this year.
I didn't believe him.
That note wasn't true, was it?
Me.
Naughty?
Never.
But he was serious.
As I dug into the eBay labeled package addressed to Witty, and opened the card, there it was.
Said I was on the naughty list.
I searched and searched and searched, but, to my avail, I could not find a single nipple or titty anywhere. At least, none on the silver. 😝 But, since I'm still awesome, even if I'm naughty, I got this killer 'Dont Tread on Me' rattlesnake round. 2025. Year of the snake. Not sure how to receive that, is he taunting me? Does Santa not like me and is calling me a snake?
Maybe I'm reading too much into it and should be grateful I got some sweet sexy silver this year. Those pieces could feed entire families for a month in over half of the places on the planet. So thanks Santa! And, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because Harry Potter is my dad.
