Login to amazon
looking to by a stainless steel popcorn machine
I love popcorn!
Add the popcorn machine to my cart
See they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X
Claims to deliver your order in 10 minutes or less
think to myself "this is bullshit"
Free trail so i use it anyway
checkout
10 minutes go by
I knew this was too good to be true
Knock Knock, open up the door it real!
with the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel!
X gonna give it to ya
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya!
