Modernization has indeed changed a lot of things for good but on the other side it has also caused us a lot of embarrassment. Back then our forefathers had no problems when it come to interacting with their environment because almost all the implements and tools they used were crude as they were. They just go straight to the point and get things done no need to stress yourself by following any protocol or procedure.
For instance during their days, if one wants to defecate, he doesn't need to suffer to get into any special room and struggle to target a hole to drop his stool, the only thing they need to do is locate a sweet bush around and do the needful afterwards you get some natural leaves and do your wipe easy and stress free, so comfy.
If you have not used that method before, you have been cheated badly. Do you know there's often this sweet breeze that blows the butts while stooling in the bush? Only those who experienced it will know how sweet that moment often is. Please you can try it too and give me a feed back , I won't charge you for anything, this sensitisation is for free, probably a happy new year present for you.
Well I really envy that age, you don't have to go to any place called bank and be knocking at a door that opens automatically 😂 oh it has never happened to you right? Well I can't forget my first day at the bank. One annoying thing with it, is that every where is transparent. Those inside will be seeing the crazy things you are doing outside hehe.
That day I stood at the door and I was busy knocking, but no one came to open the door for me and people were inside, they thought I couldn't see them hmm, I even saw some gentlemen on black suit trying to hide from me behind the counter. Hehe I was out side but I was seeing them all. I though what kind of people are these you? They came to work and they are hiding from customers well, they are on their own.
Do you know it was after about 30 minutes of knocking that a security guard came and said sir it is not done that way please press the green button over there gosh!!🤦🤦🙈🙈 Guess what? It was my favorite suit I wore that day, with the expensive shoe I bought one thousand naira (3.5hbd) I really wanted to show off but that wicked door spoilt the show, so embarrassing.
Previously you know it was a pit toilet that was common like far back to 2010 downward. We managed to get acquainted with that system of toilet, it became normal and we were simply enjoying all of it until later we heard that toilet systems has changed now, that was in the village. Changed? why? Well they person giving us the information gave us enough reasons why there has to be change and they were quite true.
Since then it has been my desire to see this modern toilet system for myself, I want to feel it , see it and use it hehe. Anytime a person from our village goes to the city and eventually gets to use a modern toilet, they will come and share the good news with us awnnn! You won't understand how it feels.
There was a time it was my sister that used it oh my!!! That day we didn't sleep at home, she told us how a cold water from the hole of the seater (toilet) splashes on the butts and makes the moment sweet. Wow!! For me the Interesting part was the flushing part. She said you just have to push a button on something that looks like a stick and it will flush everything down.
I have been very eager to witness that for myself for years until few years ago when my aunt got married in the city hehhe. I made enquiries and I learnt that they have a modern toilet in their home, prayer answered. I soon made arrangements and I disturbed my mom that I want to go and visit my aunt, eventually I succeeded and boom we are at the city.
My head is so full of sense , I didn't want anyone to notice that what brought me there was to use the toilet. So first I relieved myself , I had my meal and rested a bit. Later in the evening I told my aunt I want to use the toilet I don't know if they have one. Heheh sense!!!😂😂 Well I was directed to the toilet and given a bucket of water to go in with. In my mind I was like what will I do with this water, I am not going to bath oh, my aunt should not think she would trick me in bathing.
So I decided to ask questions, I was like aunty is this water not too much? She said noo just use it so that it will flush well. beloved, that was how I knew what to do with the water😂
When I entered the rest room, I saw a different thing entirely from what my sister told me. she said they used to sit down but I saw that on this one there was nothing to seat upon, so I became confused but I saw thewater that splashes on the butts in the hole , just as I imagined it.
My heart was calmed a bit so I decided to begin, the first time, I squatted like the olden style and the water actually splashed on my butts woooaahhhh!! It was as cold as I was told beautiful 😂😂 I did it again , infact I was so skillful in dropping the stuff such that it makes the water splashes all over my butts.
At a point I thought I need to create my own style so that when I got home I'll have my own story to tell, guess what I did? I decided to seat on the squatter and forced my butts to enter that pavement on it and my legs were straight. 🤦😂 You need to see me that day.
It was when I got home with my stories prepared to scratch itchy ears that I got the disgusting news of my life. A friend of mine who is acquainted with such toilet said I screw it up.
First of all he called me a village boy after hearing my story before he started telling us the proper way to use it. it was then I saw how disgusting what I did was and I also realized that the water in the hole was not even supposed to touch my butts ha!!🤦 What you don't know is what will kill you indeed😂😂
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