..An Ibo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes

MEDICAL FITNES HIGH BP ---------- 120/80 -- Normal 130/85 --Normal (Control) 140/90 -- High 150/95 -- V.High PULSE -------- 72 per minute (standard) 60 --- 80 p.m. (Normal) 40 -- 180 p.m.(abnormal) TEMPERATURE

Your best clothes is someone's rag. Your account balance is someone's donation at a function. Your girl friend/boy friend or fiance/fiancee' is someone's Ex. Every single prostitute you see in a hotel

❤🌺🍓🌙🌽💋💋❤💋 Friends are like balloons. Once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I'll never lose you. Happy Friendship Day! Send this to All your friends including

A LESSON FROM ATM Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money. As I started to transact, the ATM showed me an inscription which said; Please insert your card. I did And then

🌕🌱THESE ATTRIBUTES ARE VERY ESSENTIAL IN THE LIVES OF EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH INCLUDING YOU. YES! YOU! -----:-:-:-:-:---- 🌾 { 1 } ONCE Upon a time, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day

Why should i neglect this memorable day of a true icon whose songs i am playing right now. None of his songs is ordinary. They are all sagaciously written. Have you listened to ''Don't Worry, Be Happy'',

Birthdays are always sweet. They make you feel joyous and bring back sweet memories. I could vividly remember when she (ekpemupolo ebimore) did appendice operation in the hospital. We were so scared. And

The Squeezed Orange of a Professor A professor was preparing for class and decided to take an orange with him. He began to talk to a bright young man in front and asked him, “If I squeeze this orange,

For the first time, I was beclouded with horror as i witnessed the most dangerous event of my life. It was just like a nightmare and i was craving to wake up from my suspected slumber. It was the last

I was the best student in my primary school days. I was always called called for quizzes within the school premises and i always win. A mathematical competition was announced which was sponsored by the

During my secondary school days, i had a crush on Anabella. But painfully, i was not confident enough to approach her because she is just a gorgeous and brilliant creature; she looks exactly like an angel

At my early Christian stage, i was used to neglecting this belief that 'what you say is what you get' because, i would be saying some positive words and i would keep on saying them for like 3 months without

IF YOU MUST LIE, BE BRIEF. ''Lie is catastrophic, but more humiliating when the truth is unveiled''. This was the favourite advise of my grandmother. So, i asked her why she loves this advise so much;

#same day #Too Much Grace (TMG) #God's Plan #Grateful hearts! Hello Steemians, Longlife is not by ur strength, wealth, wisdom, etc. But it is by GOD's GRACE... You shall all live LONG & HEALTHY IN

Hmmmm! Staying a day without Singing gospel songs is like partial death to me. Music always makes me feel alive especially when my God-given fingers are situated on any grand piano: this is pleasure at

Plz show this beautiful woman some luv by wishing her well and praying for her...

WISDOM ARENA Telling the truth and making someone cry, is better than telling a lie and making someone smile Your true friend is someone who will never avoid you just because of meeting new people If someone

Now, here is the full meaning of the acronym A.D.S.A.C.T.L.Y = Autonomous Decentralized Society Acting Cooperatively to Leverage You! ... THEY SIMPLY MAKE LIFE EASIER and STEEMIT SWEETER!!! u get a boost

WOW (Words of Wisdom)... Plz i need your point of view as regards this adage!!!