Dear princess of our solar system, enclosed in a shinning cloak of fine GoldFair one, How beautiful art thou!You beam at us through a million yellow smiles your sons light, your daughters heat what have we in Rivers state done to deserve you?Though we have cheated on you with the rain all year you have nontheless showered your underserved love on us for too long no longer do we sleep at night for thoughts of youYour daughter heat comforts us at every turnThe tears continually flow from our faces while streams of sweat continually pour from our bodiesWe have become regular friends of the bathroomThe shower our trusted companion in whom we confide the exploits of yourloveWe don't deserve your loveTurn now and look upon those in Anambra, or the people of Ariaria Descend upon the inhabitants of owerri and lock them in your warm embraces mile upon Enugu, go to your lovers in Abuja, Adamawa, katsina and sambisaWe in Port Harcourt cannot be consumed by your fiery loveWe cannot stand the weight of your excess lovePlease move onBefore you roast our future and boil our destiny....
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