5 Facts About Me (Expose Yourselves)
This is another challenge on the platform. I was nominated two days ago by my friend @deeclown

Actually the topic for this contest is really so funny, and as one who loves funny stuffs, i didnt hesistate in adding my entry immediately.

AM A RELATIONSHIP FREAK

Although i believe that am an ugly dude, still i wonder what makes ladies develop feelings for me easily. still a big mystery.
To get a lady isn't a big deal for me, the only challenge is that first approach and that's all. When i eventually find one, the first few weeks goes romantically smooth buts after some weeks when the relationship becomes really serious i run away and find a new one. Freaky right? don;t blame me pls.
Afterall the contest is all about exposing ourselves right?

NOT GOOD IN SPORTS

Will i blame would my mum because of the way she brought me up? She never allowed me to go out and play or involve in sports activities in school, i guess that was her own way of protecting her children. I can remember my friend telling me that i fight instead of tackling ball, actually i wasn't fighting was actually defending lol, but i did it in a dumb way because of no practice.

When it comes to running, i don't share the last place with anyone, even the referees knows my position before the race starts.

I LOVE TO TAKE CHARGE

As a rocky choleric, i love being in charge in any group i join.
At first i might not be recognized due to my small statues, i am always the smallest in everygroup i join,
but as time goes own i crawl up to that leadership table and then i start doing what i love doing #RULING and luckily form people loves me too.

I HATE SEEING PEOPLE MISTREATED OR TAKEN FOR GRANTED

I prefer making friends with those people considered as nothing, or people that has nothing to offer.
I love making them feel loved and happy.
I also do my best to make them believe in themselves.
I don't always associate with people who are proud or thinks they don't need anyone's help.
i keep away from them because i know i don't have anything to offer them,
i only go to them when i need their help and after that i leave them to be with people that needs my help.

I guess i learnt that from my Daddy who is a a reverend and also a philanthropist.

AM FUN TO BE WITH

I am really a funny guy, no one stays around me and becomes sad, not even a sadist. i guess that's a special gift God gave me. i go to any extent to make sure the person around me has that beautiful smile on his face.
My little sister will always come into my room because she knows that i always have a new, funny and interesting game for her to play.