Hello there!... again! Re-Introduction to the Hive Blockchain

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Well hello ladies, it is a pleasure to be your acquaint... Wait a minute, this is not CryptoTinder... @dimeshana, @ilazramusic YOU PAIR OF BASTARD, YOU SET ME UP!!!... Well.. this is awkward... Oh, I see a bunch of familiar names around here... Now, this is embarrassing...

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_{are they gone? No? Nnng ok let's get this over with}

For all those beautiful people that already know me

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_{hehe remember me?}

And for those who don't already have curious experience of knowing me, HI!!!, my name is Franz... _{shit, I'm so bad at this...} oh, about me? Well, I'm what you would like to call a variety author (I guess that's what kids these days call an overachieving shitposter), I write about what calls my attention the most, may it be videogames, movies, science, short stories like that one time I got chased for half a block by a huge ass cockroach DON'T FUCKING LAUGH, IT WAS FLYING!!! _{I would like seeing you deal with that kind of shit}

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Anyway, that's the kind of content you will get from me, but if you are expecting some kind of game-changing, illuminating, world-turning stuff, let me tell you that you as well as my parents are in the same train, with destination DISAPPOINTMENT, because here you'll get jokes, a shitton of dumb hilarious jokes, something like that part in The Lord of the Rings when an army of Rohirrim arrive at dawn to join the fight, just like that except way less epic and all those horsemen are just me riding dad jokes wearing a dinosaur costume

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Aaaaaaand I guess that's it about me, I'll try to make you laugh and impart some knowledge at the same time, I mean that's the dream of everyone right, your teacher being someone mildly fun and not a Demi-Litch of boredom, with that I'll say good-bye and as always

THANKS FOR READING!
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