Nobody's asking
The tough questions
On this street
Like
What does The Count EAT?
Or how did that bird
Get to be so big?
And did the frog
Who used to live here
Ever marry that pig?
I've got questions, man
About the green guy
In the trash can
Something's up that I
Do not yet understand
Can you tell me
How to get
How to get
Some answers?!
I don't know if this happens to other parents too but once I watch enough children's programming I start coming up with conspiracy theories about the characters. Maybe my mind is trying to make the plots more complicated because I miss television for grownups...or maybe I'm onto something...🤔👽🤖
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