“Hello FRIEND,” the email began. “I am a very wealthy prince/businessman from a far away place in need of your assistance to move a huge sum of money from my corrupt and war torn country to yours where i am currently seeking refuge. Unless of course you would prefer if i were the spitting image of your favorite lingerie model and very lonely (so, so lonely). That part is not so important. What really matters is that i need money. I am embarrassed to ask you as we've never met but since youve started reading this, i feel like we've truly connected. Perhaps you have a trustworthy face. In any case, i need at least $120,000US as soon as possible, preferably before the end of the week. Can you do that for me? FRIEND??”
Ken paused, took a sip from his “World's Biggest Idiot 2024” coffee mug and nodded. After all, what was a few dollars between friends?
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