Welcome to my new show, The Vent Gleet Show! It's going to be very interesting, 2 amazing candidates.
We're going to bath hens, it's a concept that could have originated from a section of the internet that you always manage to end up in, I am sure it's a kink in a few countries, just relax, and enjoy the festivities.
Our first candidate, prefer to stay anonymous, we will call her Chick Hen, hi Chick where are you from?
"bokak"
That's a province that we are all very familiar with, what do you do for a living?
"HEeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
I don't think it's something we can discuss on air, but that's an interesting job, let's give a round of applause for our candidate Chick Hen.
Ok so you remember the principle of the show? You need to answer a series of questions, while bathing in hot Epsom Salts water, you will only have a minute to answer these questions, Chick are you ready?
"Kekekekeke"
Here...We...Go!Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?
"Bok?"
Yeah the minute has started, you need to give us an answer
"Baaak"
Let's move on...Do midgets have night vision?
"bokak"
Correct...
How big is the specific ocean?
"kebabkok"
Wtf is obamas last name? Does anyone know?
"obukak"
I counted it as a point. You still have 10 seconds Mrs Hen, Are chickens considered animals or birds?
"kakakkak"
YEeeeeeees! Excellent Chick Hen, you're doing great!
If I eat myself will I get twice as big or disappear completely?
"Klak kla kek"
"BUZZZ!" Well done; I unfortunately can't count the last one as the buzzer rang.
I'll ask you now to sit down in the audience if you please Chick...
Audience: CLAP CLAP CLAP
Our second candidate, is last week's finalist, Salmonela! A round of applause!
"buuuuuuuuuuk"
Ooooh, she is motivated. Salmonela, are you ready to answer the questions? Here We Go!
If I shave my golden retriever like a lion, will the other dogs respect him more?
"duuuhk"
Can your baby get preganent if you have sex while preganent?
"Bukak"
That's is the wrong answer. Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?
"geeeeek"
That is correct. is african a religion?
"heeeee ke heeee"
You still have 12 seconds, this is correct.
Is whale sperm the reason why the ocean so salty?
"glue kak"
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
"keek keeek keek keeek keeekeee"
YEeeees! Salmonela you just won! Congratulation!
One week at the spa, where they will take care of your gleet vent, that might be cause by an STD! Yay! How are you feeling?
"heeeee"
Great! Thanks to you Chick Hen, congratulation to this week's winner, Salmonela!
That's all for this week, next week Chick Hen will have a chance to redeem herself against another finalist !