I am coming late to the party, I saw many many many good posts, I got shy for a few days seeing how much effort is put into, I struggled making it look pretty because I am a man, and I know it sounds clich茅, but I hate doing things when you need to make it pretty.
I normally shove things in other things, and bam! Done.
That's why Oxymel is right down my alley.
I have no idea what I am doing, so I ask my dear queen 
While I am speaking "3rd person mode", it's important to remind Ed not to touch the jar while it's boiling.
Here is another innovation, I call it "steaming jar in crystal lagoon"
Now I am supposed to tell you that it's CBD, because by law it's prohibited to have anything but CBD in France, it's important to add to the story, in case one day, I am on the run from the Police and they're trying to build up a case on me "a la Pablo", they might go through the blockchain archives where everything sustains, and find an article about me growing some prohibited substance, wooohee, they have then a case for extradition.
By then hopefully , I'll be there:
Anyway, back to our "CBD", I had a lot of trims from last year, and didn't know what to do with it.
You can really see it, but some of the leaves are a bid mouldy, so I preferred not to add them in the jar.
Anyway I thought it would be too strong (in CBD of course 馃榿),
Look at me massaging this trims, this post is about to get a little bit like food porn, I am gonna pour things, touch other things, get that slow motion ready, put a sweat pant on, and let's go!
Snap...Snap...Snap...
So instead of using the trims, I went with the stems, that I always keep to chew, and to use at toothpick. There's also a method to my madness, I don't want something too potent, I might even just micro-dose it.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we wanted to add thyme and bay leaves, because why not! Check the benefits, you'll understand why:
Enough talking, how about that weed/food porn you were talking about Ed?
"Saxophone music starts playing..."
"Oh yeaaaaaaah, put that bud in"
Is the honey ready? You tell me...
The beat starts: "Boom boom chack, boom boom chack"
Now I know what you think, "What the fuck is going on right here?" and I understand your concern, I am myself asking the same thing, but hear me, did you know that apple cider vinegar dripping can be sexy?
Check this out:
Ok, maybe it ain't that sexy. It might even look like piss come to think of it 馃様...Golden Shower time!
So, what we're going to do, is see how strong it is, and will add up some of the best trim if necessary (the least damaged leaves), I have a feeling though that this will help you sleep, and it might even get you a little high 馃
