Walled gardens failed at capturing the internet, and they will fail again it seems.

Weirdly timed fork has no value other than speculation.

No thanks I'd rather just smear it around with a scrap of paper.

lower high >> higher low

Moving locked assets is more interesting than anticipated.

Magical I tell ya!

Didn't think it would take me that long to move a little frozen water.

I love blowing my nose every 5 minutes super fun times.

"Unfortunately they use their superpowers for evil and cannot be trusted."

Making some money in the worst way possible.

Why are my eyes tired? Probably nothing.

Hm thanks for the pill I hate it.

Gah this market is boring as hell... except when it's not.

lol @ Vanguard right now

Sometimes you find out what changed the day of the hardfork!

Sub $90k? We're being tested hardcore.

McRib will save us. Long live McRib.

Mixed signals continue to mix.

Well that's depressing!

This time is different? Really? Hm.