So I'm standing in the shower, putting my prolapse back in and
'if my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its arse and make it walk bafkwards'
Came to mind.
But in my case it'd look like nikki minaj
Then chuckled at the 'ugliest dog competition' (link in comments, can't retrieve atm as am mobile)
So this is what happens when we stop chlorination of the gene pool?