A nun on Steemit (story)

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Original fictional story by dumar022@dumar022


Once upon a time there was an old nun who worked at school as a torturer.

I don't talk about "Whoopi Goldberg/dancing and singing" type of nun. This one wasn't kind or gentle, she was a dictator to her pupils. She was so strict so kids were more afraid of Sunday school than math. Every little mischief was considered as heavy sin and she used to punish her pupils by making them to kneel on the floor and whipping their hands.

Cellphones were strictly forbidden in the class.

But one day she noticed few kids hiding their phones under the desks. She punished them as only she knows and took their phones. Then she wanted to check were those kids visiting some porn sites, but when she made them sing about how to unlock their phones, only thing that she saw on the internet browser was some strange social network. It seemed that those kids were writing something there and they were payed for that. When she realized that, she ordered that all that money has to be donated for the church. That killed all dreams to those kids.
When she came to her home or a church or a convent, I don't know where she sleeps, she decided to explore that strange Steemit, so she made an account. She realized that everybody new makes an introduction post, so she made one, but the nun wasn't interesting to nobody so she got 3 upvotes and 0.01$. She was very frustrated, but she decided to search Steemit to see are there many sins on that network.

When she saw what she saw, she almost got a heart attack!

She saw wars between users, she saw many stupid posts rewarded with very large sum of money, she saw greed and self voting, jealousy, bad words, even some porn... She told to herself that this network was ruled by Lucifer himself.
She decided to bring some strict order to Steemit. But she needed some serious Steem Power for that. So she talked to the bishop and he managed her to meet the pope. She went to Rome and convinced the pope to donate her money to invest in Steem Power - to fight the devil. Pope was thrilled by her enthusiasm and decided to help her. But some secret organizations from church also joined Steemit and started to promote self whipping and anti-masturbation.

So, nun had enough money to buy 10 000 000 Steem Power and reign of inquisition has started.

She became the real Steemit inquisitor and she started giving more than 5000 flags per day. So be careful what you write about and how. Every tiny detail in your post can be considered as a sin. And pray, pray a lot to keep her out of your blog!


Thank you!!!

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