After a comment of @surfyogi to a recent poem of mine, in which I used satire towards a, lets say, "specific" (#annoying) group of commentators on the Steemit platform (link here), he mentioned that I might have left out the bot replies (/copy paste spammers). Which is a good point, but I think they deserve their own "special" category. So in "honour" of the Steemit Spammers, the following poem:
Nice Post! Upvoted and Followed, Check My Post!
Nice Post! Upvoted and Followed, Check My Post!
Nice Post! Upvoted and Followed, Check My Post!
Nice Post! Upvoted and Followed, Check My Post!
Really Good, You Get Many Followers!
Really Good, You Get Many Upvotes!
Really Good, You Get Many Resteems!
Really Good, Have A Look At My Post!
Like Your Post.
Nice Work.
Quality Information.
Great Job!
...
Alright, let's be a bit more creative...
Love It!
I Commit!
To Your Next Post
I Toast!
Don't Know What You Say
But That's 'Kay.
My Upvotes Help You
While I Cheer With My 'Yahoo!
Resteem You 4 Free
Cause That Is How I Be
How Much I Care
With My Comment-Ware
See How Generous I Am...
Now Reward Me, For My Spam.
But hey, if you really want a boost
I might have a friend who can help you
He asks only 2 SBD for ReSteem, with 5k Followers!
My Friend
A "much" satirical poem by Droucil
If you want to check if someone is a spammer, just click their profile and look at their comments. Scroll a little through it and check if the comments are--original, or, (nearly) the same with no actual context (spammer). Also consider the amount of comments being posted (in a short time window), as well as the reputation level.