What does a house wear? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A-ddress

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both his wife and him decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said,

What kind of Key opens up a Banana? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Monkey.

If someone calls you UGLY here’s a good come back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tell them excuse me? I’m not a mirror.

There was an english language competition. 200 people were participating. Challenge was to show PEACEFULNESS, HAPPINESS AND CALMNESS in one sentence. Only one person got award. He wrote ......, "MY

A Question asked in a talent test: If your married to one of the twin sisters, how would you recognise your wife? The award winning answer was! . . . . . . . . Why shuold I ??

1.His dad is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. My friend asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said,

During a Robbery in Hong Kong, the Bank Robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The Money belongs to the Government. Your Life belongs to You." Everyone in the Bank laid down quietly.

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