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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed. . . . Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they're always stuffed.

A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren't on, and the moon wasn't out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How

What did the cat say when the mouse got away? . . . . . . You've got to be kitten me!

Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? . . . . . . A. The prawn broker.

Where did the music teacher leave her keys? . . . In the piano.

A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn't get hurt at all. How is this possible? . . . . . . . . . . . . . She fell off the bottom step!

I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . . . . Seven. (Take away the S!)

I'm an odd number. If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? . . . . . Seven. (Take away the S!)

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

One (k)night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was no one in the castle when they went in, and no one else entered the castle while they were there. The next day, three people came out of the

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . .. . Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

When do you go at red and stop at green? . . .. .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. When you’re eating a watermelon.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money? . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . I'm paw!

I love both guys and girls yet I'm still single? . . . . . . . . Friend: Guess you'll just be Bi-Yourself

Dude! Can you believe that even after all that shit, They're Still Together?! Friend: Who is? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the fired because I took a couple of days off. 😂

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa Found a bottle of Viagra in the sons medicine cabinet, He asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer. So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him!

What has four wheels and flies? . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . . . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. A Garbage truck

"Give it to me!" She yelled, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the