He was born with OCD
Made a bot, called it OCDB
Everything was nice and dandy with the ODBC
Then the PC crashed with BSOD
Did it catch an STD?
Why oh why did he deserve this BS?
Is it PTSD?
This must be fixed by EOD,
The clock is ticking on the EST
The pressure mounts, OMG!
Delusion of being an OG
Ultimately ended by an OD
