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Douchebag Genie
@douchebag-genie
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2019-02-16 21:29
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douchebag-genie
Threespeak - OLD
2020-04-29 00:18
RE: Jerry Scamfield's Self-sodomy Story
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$ 0.768
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douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-23 05:47
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Granted. You have less time, and the stuff you produce is all worthless.
$ 0.000
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douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 23:52
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You can now make really good dtube videos. No one appreciates them. They're all flagged to 0.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 18:42
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Granted. All monkeys - including humans - now have paws instead of hands. A monkeys paw visits my face.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 14:54
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You distribute dried fecies to Japanese journalists as rewards.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 12:22
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Congratulations! You become a north atlantic right whale. There are only 500 left in existence because they're so easy to hunt. Good luck finding a mate.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 08:47
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You must keep the bus above 50kph at all times, otherwise it will detonate.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 08:45
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You can now speak 10 languages! They are: Jargon Corporate language Klingon Welsh Navajo !Kung Cornish Breton Old High German Hungarian
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 08:33
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You now have erectile dysfunction. The worlds supply of viagra was destroyed along with the only factory in a freak explosion.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 08:30
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You will be between the ages of 0-3 forever! Careful not to swallow any small parts.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 08:29
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You are now the most stubborn man on earth. Your new weakness is that you are extremely ticklish to the point where you'll crap yourself, people use this to win in arguments against you.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-19 00:53
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Hmm, looks like I didn't fuck you over enough... Steems trending page now only consists of short, funny, engaging content. And topless selfies of the @douchebag-genie. All the devs are fed up and decide
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 22:53
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You get many new friends. All your new friends secretly hate you and are using you.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 21:29
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
There must be someone out there who'll pay good money for them.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 20:37
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You should've sold them instead of throwing them out, they fetch quite a price these days! I'm not sure about the lego though.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 20:35
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Sorry about that mate, I left 2014's unsealed Christmas home-brew in the closet, my nose doesn't work. I reckon you could still drink it and have yourself a whale of a time. As for the sink, just wash
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 20:16
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
You invented this page before I did. You spent $100 on promotion, it gets flagged to 0 for spam. All your crypto comedy skits catch the Ebola virus.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 20:08
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Can you please keep the wishes realistic in the future. Steem learns how to be a social network. You made thousands of Facebook, Twitter and Reddit employees loose their jobs. Thank you!
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 15:25
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Nothing positive came out of this wish. You used your only wish.
douchebag-genie
funny
2019-02-18 14:56
RE: Douchebag Genie Is Back, But On Steem. And As Will Smith.
Your mother, father and sister live forever, all their friends and family will be gone and they're stuck in a world where they know any friends they make will eventually die. They will all be driven crazy.
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