Oh hi there! As you can see, I'm on what appears to be grass, but it isn't grass. It smells like the scent of 1000 dogs. May have fooled them, but I don't like it here.
Let's look for a way out shall we? Blast this infernal black metal criss-crossy thing. Well I do see others on the other side, so it must be possible. Think, Opal, think.
When I was just a wee puppy they tried to keep me in a confined space using a baby gate, but I showed them. I leapt over the gate like a boss. Kind of hurt though... And once I was over the pee pad was on the other side. I wasn't about to leap back just to pee so I did what any other dog would do. Rug time!
Right... The gate... I think I'll just...
Yeah, I give up.
If you are wondering about the shiny patch on the back, that was an unsolicited lick from another dog in this dastardly place. Not sure why he likes this place so much. Hmph.
