So I'm skimming through news articles trying to find something worth writing about over on whaleshares for their "the beast" challenge and this headline pops up from the New York Post
At 1st I had to take a double take and ask myself what in the hell are they talking about? And then I have to think to myself is this even real live? Am I reading an onion article? I had no idea this was a problem that people had. I guess this just goes to show you should test drive the car before you buy it. I just can't imagine the disappointment that this poor girl has to feel when her husband takes off his pants to reveal the human version of a baby carrot.
Edit: I can't believe I forgot to tag 
