Are you god damn serious right now?
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/australia-several-universities-ban-sarcasm-as-form-of-violence/
Is this the same Australia that you catch on fire when you walk outside in the summer and literally every animal that lives there actively tries to kill you? Sarcasm is where they draw the line though. Stop this god damn planet, I want off. This is insanity. What kind of mush-mouthed sister fucking idiot came up with this idea? I mean there is stupid and then there is like weapons grade stupid that you see here. This world is so fucked. Seriously everyone is allergic to gluten and peanuts, they need an emotional support kangaroo and a safe space to cry because of............................ sarcasm. I am now taking up a collection to ship me over there and take over Australia. Once I do I will intern restore their gun rights and ship an deathmachine animal of your choice to anyone in the world.
You want a fucking crocodile? It's yours.
Have a baby you don't want? Then a dingo is probably your animal of choice.
Like surprises? Very well, a black mamba in a box it is.
Thinking about getting back in an abusive relationship with an ex. No problem I will whip you a kangaroo to kick the shit out of you.
Just look at that mother F'er. He is ripped like Jesus.
And he never skips leg day. I wanna buy this thing a wife beater that says "do you even lift bro?"
Like to do meth and feel like you have bugs on ya? Easy peasy. You get some spiders that will literally eat you alive and maybe some scorpions.
Religious nut? A swarm of locust and barrel of cane toads is your present from me.
