Yeah, about that. It is already here and it is here with a vengeance. So far 18 people have died due to this latest "polar vortex". It has been so damn cold it hurts to walk outside. It has been -13 degrees F or -25 degrees C for countries that have not put a man on the moon.
My issue is not the cold so much as the actions of facebook users when it is cold or hot or anything at all. I hate that site but I go back for the memes. I just have to trudge through the muck of what everyone is eating or who got knocked up that week to get to the important stuff.
Problem 1
Facebook, if you are going to spy on my every action at least have the decency to put my timeline in order. For fucks sake when I wake up and grab my phone I don't wnat to see how fucking cold it is outside. Fill my feed with wonderful breakfast food or some fucking Becky bitching about how Starbucks put the sticker over her name on her cup so now she can't take a pic of it for instagram.
Problem 2
Now I am ready for the cold. Like I said it is balls cold out and everyone is bitching about how cold it is. Your god damn fingers can freeze off in a matter of minutes and what do these idiots do? They take off their gloves so they can take a damn pic of the instrument cluster in their car reading -20 and then post about it. Fuck that. I ain't taking my gloves off for nothing.
Problem 3
The mother fucker that always gets on there and has some smart ass remark about how it is not that bad and he just went outside in tee shirt and shorts because he lives in Florida. Guess what mother fucker. Someone is blessing the rains down in Africa right now and that shit is going to come to blow your god damn house down in Mid August and guess who is going to be there taunting you. THIS GUY.
-OH IT IS NOT THAT BAD, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY HOUSE WAS STILL HERE!!!
-I ALSO WENT OUTSIDE AND WAS NOT HIT BY A FLYING DOLPHIN
-HOPE YOU LIKE THAT OCEAN VIEW WITH ONLY PLYWOOD OVER YOUR WINDOWS PROTECTING YOU FROM A CAT 5 STORM WITH 150 MPH WINDS
Vent over. Have a pleasant day.