Yes, the beast has done its' best to try and kill me but after almost a fortnight I have finally smashed the comment section of the challenge. Unfortunately, I still have the posts left. That is the hardest part for me. I can bomb the shit out of a comment section but I find it hard to keep my attention on something long enough to drone on about it for 300 words. Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I am not a blogger, I am a mere shitposter at best troll at worst.
I did meet a new person that is as handy in the comment section as myself. Is it possible there is a female comment clone of me out there named 
Neds nudes
Probably not. How do I know. Becuase I scoped out her blog. I did get some entertainment form the going back and forth between her and a guy over some machine that makes silver in water or something to that effect. I don't really care about all that but I am thinking about buying the machine. No not for the purpose he is selling it for. As you know I am always a prankster and every time I buy jewelry for my wife I have to make sure it is not silver because it turns her skin green. Can you see where I am going with this? Yeah, I am wondering if I can turn my wife green. Probably one of my worst ideas so far by a long stretch. Okay, I will put that on the back burner for now.
On to more pressing matters.
As some of you may know 
random meme stolen from facebook
So with that being said I am proposing a change to the code so we can change our usernames so
Future plans.
Well, I should have enough WLS upvotes to power down and buy this.
Also stolen from facebook
Then I am going to party like it's 1999
That is my elf on the shelf. Don't copyright infringe me bro
That's all folks.
Disclaimer: No memes were harmed in the making of this post. All stolen memes had the proper stolen meme acquisition paperwork filed.
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