After my last post it was suggested that I should do more cardio. So I've decided to do anybody would do. I went and bought a T-bone steak, put a necklace around my neck. Hooked the T-bone steak up to it. Went down the street to my neighbor's house reached over the back fence and slap his big old mean Pitbull right in the face. Then I am unlocked the back gate and took off running. I'm not saying I was faster than Usain Bolt but I would passed his ass like you standing still. Just about the time the eubber was melting off my shoes luck shined down on me. We passed a house that was on fire. Luckily by the pitbulls 6th or maybe even his 7th Sense he must have known a child was inside. At that point the hero Pitbull ran inside to bite one more child before succumbing to smoke inhalation. I then went home and ate my delicious T bone.