An old friend, who I thought was much much smarter than me, said "I trust the American and British intelligence apparatus to know who was responsible for the gas attack". To which I had to reply

The first guy outta the is Al Haig, I love it.

You're in public asshole, she can do that.

In bed with Derpy Wastralman Shultz, ewwwwweè

I had some sexy times with older women in my teens, but they were like 18 and I was 14. Just had the luck of being around a lot of bored girls who had nothing to do. Once, when I was a month or so from

She made a grand but she can't pay dick for a sitter, hang her over a fucking barbeque and slow roast her

You don't have to respect opinions, they're not even worth the paper they're written on

This is giving me hope to get my life in order

Sounds like my ex. She married a drunk piece of shit who bullied my daughters and terrorized her. at this point, mind you it's 9 years in, she says they are separated but she hasn't filed for divorce and

It's not the easiest thing in the world to be right all the time, and fuck it if I wouldn't love to be proven wrong just once. Democrats are bringing back McCarthy, Republicans wonder how they can top

At no time is a large corporation filing for a patent a good thing. Bank of America was my former bank until they charged me a 35 overdraft fee on my checking, for a 13 cent overdraft. I had 100 in savings

As long as you're teaching your child reality based curriculum and not religious bullshit you should be fine. Teaching a religiously based curriculum should be counted as abuse and neglect.

I half expected you to spend the whole video delineating every reason to cut something then run 5 seconds of silence because I honestly heard nothing in the speech that didn't belong on the cutting room