I though about this a lot... But I want to be fair with you all here on blockchain... I have been lying to all people here, pretending I am someone what I am not, but now time has come. Some may have wondered, but none really cared, but still here is the truth... I am a cat....
I have been enslaving my human master and changing my shape to avoid getting captured by scientists. Above you can see picture of me few weeks ago, by now I look different.
I do have power to change my shape into any cat I wish to be, for example ...
Look how beautiful I am, my posture is excellent ...
I am also master of disguise, I can hide in bread !
In any bread !
Dont believe me ? Loook !
I can even hide in pizza !
But then it all came to me...
I am one amazingly looking cat..
Just look at me !
So niiicee
Yet so misunderstood.. in world of humans ...
But I look at this post and understand... I am revealing secrets of feline kind, what will other cats do when they see this monstrosity, secret that cats can use internet is revealed !!! Or is it ?
But then I understand ! This is internet ! No one will take me seriously !
Who would ?
Its crazy, right ?
Cat having STEEM account and posting, funny isn't it ? Quite impossible, that must just be some.. human doing all this, yes, human pretending to be cat... what pretends to be human... ? never mind, its all good, our secrets are safe !
I am master of disguise !
I will dip my feel once more in your water...
And leave this post !
Bye !
p.s (not)sorry for tainting you precious blockchain...
