I made it back from my trip to announce the winner!

We had some great ones this week but the pun that really made me scratch my head and sent a tingle down my funny bone was @theabsolute with.

It really sucked when I was in college and I was on my way back from Amsterdam. Somehow I got lice or some other bugs in the red-light district. They wouldn't let me fly without my hairline tick kit.

Brilliant!
You are this weeks winner!!!!!

Remind me not to sit next to you on public transit.