Once upon a time, on a sunny Aramore Saturday, Powaka Monoz’s parents asked her to go to the local store and buy some bread and grapes for the bread and grape party later that afternoon. They gave her 40 Pesk, and told her she could use the change to buy whatever she wanted. On the way to the store, Powaka thought about what she could buy with the remaining 19 Pesk. Eventually she decided on a pack of Troofles, as she had seen an advertisement for them on the teleboard earlier that day. After the strenuous 40 Beard-Second walk, Powaka finally arrived at the store. After perusing the bread and grape aisle, she finally decided on the kind of bread and grapes she would buy. She chose Lunar Rye and Martian Blue grapes. She supposed they would go well together. On her way to the checkout line, however, Powaka noticed a strange sensation growing in her throat. Looking around, she noticed a bottle of Crocoade, condesation forming beads of cool liquid on the surface of the bottle. She knew now what the sensation in her throat was. It was thirst. Returning the box of Troofles, she picked up the Crocoade, and checked out. On the walk home, she drank her Crocoade, and felt refreshed and enegrised. Checking her beardometer, she noticed that she had made record time back home. Because of the refreshing abilities of Crocoade, she was able to walk faster, and stay hydrated.
Glossary:
Aramore: Fictional town
Pesk: Aramorian currency
Troofles: Truffles, but branded.
Crocoade: Off brand Gatorade
Teleboard: Television, but on a skateboard.
Beard-Seconds: Real unit of length. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement#Beard-second.
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