what are you looking at?

oh my god!!

no more milk?

that feeling when you realise

fake job

are you serious?

how i feel

um mom how could

A lady was visiting the aquarium.  "Can you tell me whether I could get a live shark here?" she asked the attendant. Attendant: "A live shark? What could you do with a live shark?" Lady: "A

.Mr. Beans and his wife went on a picnic.“ His wife suggested, “Let’s settle under the tree over there: Mr. Beans disagreed and said: No!Right here in the middle of the road is more secure!  Set

How am i still breathing

Days are spent Trees have blossomed Spring is over yes, is summer Trees are loaded The result is scored I am glad that it is summer, but the weather is warm I get a new life with warmth

Santa’s sexy wife ( joke + 18 years ) 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful,

Positive-thinking poem Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive

We will buy new wedding ring Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well

As time passes My pain disappears My tears disappear I'm dancing with the wind But nobody comes to me What do i forget The passage of time makes my sorrows forgetful Then happiness comes to me Poetry by

Jack was attending the funeral service of the richest man in the city. Beacause he was weeping bitterly, a man asked sadly, " was the deceases one of the dear relatives? "No" said jack. Then why

Teacher while lecturing , noticed a student sleeping at the back. Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor : “ wake him up!” Neighbor  yells : “U put him 2 sleep , so U wake him up.”

A lady want to see a tarot reader woman who’ll predict her future. Leady , I’m sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future .  Don’t tell me things that I already know

1. Smart man + smart woman = romance 2.   Smart man + dumb woman =pregnancy 3.  Dumb man + smart woman = affair 4. Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage 5.   Smart boss + smart