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 .Mr. Beans and his wife went on a picnic.“

His wife suggested, “Let’s settle under the tree over there:

Mr. Beans disagreed and said:

No!Right here in the middle of the road is more secure!  Set the rug!Hurry up

“!His wife said, ”But here a car might strike us thenHowever

 Mr. Beans urged and they set the rug there!!

and they, together, sat on the rug in the middle of the road،

A little while later, a truck approached and horned constantly.

but they didn’t care to move!So the driver turned the role and struck the tree !

He said:“You see I was right to say it’s more secure in the middle of the roadا!

Had we settled under the tree, we ‘d both have been struck dead now