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2018-07-05 15:55
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found a baby pic of you happay birthday little bro
found a baby pic of you happay birthday little bro
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what do i do with my hands?
what do i do with my hands?
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it's okay, bro! you'll get boobs again someday.
it's okay, bro! you'll get boobs again someday.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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8y
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.
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two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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poetry
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I had alone
The Song of Songs I have not heard by anyone Why someone does not listen to me I was crying because I had alone Maybe I've been depressed Why does not anyone save me And save me from loneliness poem by
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
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8y
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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meme
8y
i just cary and boobs appear
i just cary and boobs appear
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meme
8y
baby love cocaine
baby love cocaine
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joke
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, ''Who's that calling at this time?' ''I don't know! If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!''
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''.
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