There was a girl used to brew beer using this sacred technique too...... + wonder if the bread smelled just a little fishy

Don’t get me wrong.... i fully agree with you.... and think she is a terrible cunt..... but lets face it .... they gave that award to Cuckerberg... so the bar has been set pretty fucking low

I really hope the yellow vests don’t fall for this le Cucks shit

I have no idea how its even legal for them to drive.... next thing you know they will be allowed to vote

This fine afternoon.... i had a wank.... and it was to die for

The real mystery is how many strippers bajinas has it touched

There should also be duct tape in this department

Oh yeah.... i can make something real fucked up!!! + fuck this actually seems like a success this week.... at least an Envelope + Printed out special winners card + stamp... this ball is fucking rolling

Think i had to put mine in a safe place.... because there was heat from the authorities.... but i cant remember where i put it.... it is the darndest thing

W.I.F.E (Washing Ironing Fucking Etc) ..... i think your one could be broken

Shave or GTFO

There is this amazing new craze sweeping my home town.... you substitute a ho for your right hand..... it is far cheaper and it never gets mad when your card declines afterwards

I want 3 Asian hookers, 2 girls and 1 cup

To get the ball rolling for week 2.... i will tag these 3 cunts who should get involved for sure! @traf , @trumpman , @buttcoins ...... now lets save Christmas bitches

Your a Fucking genius @penderis..... i was just going to give up.... but if wee keep this going all the way to XXXMAS... there maybe enough rewards to actually at least buy the stamp..... will post week

Sounds like the escalator master made you his bitch....... you should have cockpunched him ..... then told the other inmates that you assualted a cop.... you would have been made there leader and lived

That guy fucks

A pizza sat on that garage roof for a long time

Good work.... i think the true extent of spam and fuckery going on on steemit is larger than we realize at this point

Never fear...... women are really gullible..... unless your gay... in that case... your fucked