When you hear the word "Mark" what comes to mind? If you're a teacher, it might connote the digits you give to students. If you're a student it might connote a gift from a lecturer given for your ability to endure the suffering they subjected you to. If you're a footballer or basketball player, it connotes fondling a fellow player in an attempt to get the balls off them. And if you're a football fan, it might mean being subjected to anti-intelligence analysis from a man named Ogden on ESPN.
But the thing I find annoying are lecturers who pride themselves on giving Ds to their female students. Like they just walk around with their big glasses flinging their pens and using exams as boobytraps.
Everyone has a use for the word mark, unless you are from Ibadan in western Nigeria, which means you wear your mark on your face as a badge of honor. Or perhaps you're a Chelsea player, which means that marking is a taboo to you. But you can't honestly blame them because Frankly the lamb has been off since Abramovich left.
And you can't expect to be winning football matches when your owner looks like Boris Johnson (who looks like a cartoon character) and has a name that sounds like a toad playing cricket. That's why expecting Chelsea to win a match is like expecting to see meat bones in the home of a toothless man. It's an ambitious expectation that is near impossible at the moment.
If you're Nigerian, you can always relate the word "Mark" to comedy, by following the popular comedian mark angel on social media or relate it to the just concluded elections and how the results were marked. It was quite a funny experience and I was surprised to see so many people crying and wailing when the results were announced.
Mark can also be related to social media, because there's one owned by a man named Mark. It has the blue and white colors in its flag just like the old Britain before brexit. But it is gradually becoming a relic just like old Britain and a cemetery of some sort where people just go to dump their dead weights and relieve themselves of sorrows, while using the opportunity to feed poor minds and drive propaganda, just like those that supported brexit.
I guess that's why they now have an Indian as a prime minister. And reliable sources tells me that was one of the reasons their queen decided to leave them, as she couldn't stand the site of a Gen Z Britain with an Indian as a prime minister. She could not stomach the fact that the people she once colonized have come back to rule over their colonial masters.
Mark also have biblical connotations, but I won't say much about that for now as I heard that the church of England are considering changing God's gender by not using Him for Him again. So I might mistakenly use Him while referencing Him, and end up getting canceled by the gender neutral pilots. So for now let's avoid everything that has to do with Him, since all the priests are gender neutral and they can't refer to God as Him.
So in earnest, priests in the church of England will soon be referred to as "them" since they no longer have gender. That is to say that the word "gender" will go extinct and we will all be referring to ourselves as "we", "they", "them" and even "it" because we're all woke. Mark my words for it.
That's why my people say that when the road to the stream is small and narrow, the cat will jump on top the ant to ride a bicycle to the market, to purchase a home. Bye for now!
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