Here is a conversation with myself about steemfest. All characters in this post are unfortunately not fictional and bear a marked resemblance to the dead and living dreams.
Me: So, now you're back on steemit again won't it be nice to go to the steemfest?
Rational me: Sure where is steemfest this time?
Excited me: Bangkok !!
Me: It would be nice to go!
Sarcastic me: It would also be nice to go to Vegas, win a million bucks on the roulette wheel and buy steem, power up and become a whale. Then after upvoting yourself for a week, you can go to Bangkok.
Financial me: Hey! don't be a prick, Bangkok is not that expensive.
Geographical me: You can hitchhike for a few thousand miles and then build yourself a raft, based on the direction of current you should be there in 5 months.
Steemit me: Hey! you do know there are contests going on? You can win a trip to steemfest.
Sarcastic me again: Yeah well, you have as much chance of winning as 
Dark me: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Always giving up me: Fine, don't do it. You can go to sleep instead.
PAL me: You know you met some of your good friends on steemit. Most of them give you free therapy. It'll be nice to have shrink session in person.
Punny Me: Thai and stop me!
Fancy me: Imagine yourself in a pool in Thailand
