Resteeming cause you're a complete amateur when it comes to starting a war! How many years have you been pushing for war with Iran now? 10 years, 20 years... pathetic. You couldn't start a thumb war in

"Dark Areas"? Get your dirty sanchez outta my arse Johnny! I said sorta the dark side you MORON!

That's great John, don't hold back. For the record, you better hope my name doesn't come up in your investigation. I want no part of it. Kapeesh?

John you walk so hunched over I'm surprised you don't trip over your sweet stache!

Capitalism always win-wins. Cola Boarding has been experimented with, believe me. The sensation of drowning in gaseous liquid is the next level in enhanced soda boarding. Detainees can now choose cola,

If you don't mind... I'll take that Coke bottle off your hands when you're finished. Got a water boarding later on.

You should try Mefloquine/Lariam to enhance the experience. It's glorious, you'll thank me in the morning

Never go full Hitler!

I think the answer is clear.

Johnny Boy, you forgot torture! # Lie # Cheat # Steal # Torture # Kill # Win

Hells Yyeeaaaahh!!

That's Right, they tried to take it from me but I'm taking it back!

The general should try my homemade water board too!

Unambiguously, the democratic choice.

Clear as day.

Personally, I prefer the term - PoliDicks

My War Mongering daughter, Liz Cheney, believes that Iraq's WMDs are in Syria... I think we all know that we'll find those same WMDs in Venezuela!

Another amazing insight Michael! Yes, SOCIALISTS are freeloaders. We should completely ban firefighters, because it's a socialist construct. Let them burn. I know my opinions may not be popular but I say

This is a true sign of your effectiveness, great work my protege! From one DICK to another DICK, from one proponent of torture to another - I salute you!

Your reputation proceeds you, lol.