As you probably guessed by my name, I like playing dice based Steem games.
My favorite these days is #EpicDice this is because it is Epic, no really.
Here is my lucky good fortune referral link: https://epicdice.io/?ref=diceshark
If you play you will get good luck and I will get referral bonuses. Fairtrade in my most humble opinion.
I don't have a system. Systems are dumb.
But first my gambling story.
Today I got myself 1 Steem.
I set the odds to <51 or even for a return of X1.96 on the win. I made 2 bets. A win and a loss. It's always nice to clear the palate with an even bet before you roll up your sleeves.
It was time to begin.
I did 200 bets at <95 for a whopping X1.04 return on the win. Exciting huh? How do I know, well the today bet count said 20.2. How did I do? Well at the end of the day I had 0.355 Steem in my account.
Technically, after that many bets, odds are I should have around < 0.1, so I did alright mining tokens. I only mined 10 a spin or 2020 haha. Won't get on the leaderboard today. Oh well. The leader board is for suckers. So are casino 'tokens'.
Anyway thank you 
Normally, I'm tight-lipped about this stuff, but actually, I do have a secret. It's called gamble within your limits and stick to the system.
However, rules are boring, sometimes I go off the rails, waaay off the rails!
That's when I need forture on my side. I have a feeling tonights gonna be a good good night!
No I'm not talking about that nasty breakfast cereal filled with GMOs and non-organic nonsense. I'm talking about tokens of fortune. Earlier I said casino tokens are junk, but lucky tokens are not junk.
My lucky token is a coin from the UAE. I have never been to the UAE, but one day at a casino there was a man who looked exotic and had good luck. I asked him if he could give me some luck and he pulled a coin out of his pocket, gave it a kiss, placed it in my hand and gave my hand a kiss. Let's just say I walked out a winner!
This coin has a lamp on it. I think it is a genie lamp. I've rubbed it for good luck plenty of times. I've definitely received more than three wishes. I guess it is unlimited.
This calls for some holy protection. Religious relics work best. I use my Jesus Cross. I'm not saying this is the best one, but you can't go wrong with Christ. You can use a religion symbol of your choosing, just stick to one though cause multiple ones gets confusing.
My final lucky charm is volcanic salt from the cracks of doom (commonly called Iceland). This salt is black because of the carbon in it. Salt disinfects and prevents bacteria growth and carbon absorbs toxins. You can't go wrong with this stuff. It will ward off, prevent and absorb all bad luck.
Obviously, what a stupid question. And yes there are such things as stupid questions since it was just asked.
Gamble responsibly kids. Also, make sure you are in a relaxed mood. I like to listen to calming music when I gamble. Songs of the beach or forest work well. Gotta get into my zone. Peace and serenity. Hands on the dice at all times.
Bye for now and may the odds ever be in your favor (unless you are playing against me)!
