Now this is a topic some of us have written an essay on at some point in our lives.
I was really excited, six whole months of freedom. I was going to be interning at a Syringe Manufacturing Company. No early morning classes, no tests, no exams. I seriously don't get it. I attend " most" of my classes, I struggle to sit in front like the good student I am. I learn things.
Why then do my lecturers not believe me when I say I've absorbed all the information. Why do they have to take their trust issues out on me by making me write tests and exams? like 
Anyway first day, 5:00am
Dad: Wake up Clo, it's time to go. It's the first day of your internship.
Brain: Gets up almost immediately, really excited."We're going to do great".
Me:Yes we will.
The weeks flies by and I spent most of the time getting pricked by needles than doing any actual work.
Months Two to Four.
Me: Being an intern is the best thing in the world. I'm living the life.
Brain: Really?
Me: Shut up no one asked you.
Months Five and Six.
Mom: Clo, wake up it's time to-
Me: Groans internally. Yes I know I know. Work. Work. Work.
Brain: Still living the life?
Me: You do realize you have to get up when I do right?
Brain:mushy face falls.Oh I almost forgot.
Mom: You had better not still be in bed. It's time to go to-
Me and Brain: screams, Work we know.
Hallelujah. It's almost over.
ASUU: In a singsong voice. We're still here.
Months six to nine.
Mom: Clo, it's time to go to work.
Brain: Please make it stop.
Me: It's okay. They'll call off this strike soon.
ASUU:laughing. Who told you that one?
Months Ten and Eleven
Brain: God I'm sorry. Whatever I have done forgive me. I'll be better. I won't even complain about the tests and exams anymore. Just please!!!!!.
Me: It's two o'clock in the morning. Please do my a favor and shut the hell up.
Brain:* whisper*. I'm sorry.
ASUU: We've come to the conclusion that we've punished you enough. You can return to school.
Random Person: Hey. So I built a time machine. You wanna try it?
Me:scoffs.You can't build a time machine. Even if you do. It won't work.
Random Person: Why don't you get in and see.
Me:Gets in
Bright light flashes
Dad: Wake up Clo, it's time to go. It's the first day of your internship.
Brain: screams. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.