What I'm about to do might shock some people and others would just be like, meh. Right now, I'm still a little stunned that my mind had leaned into such a dirty direction. Still, I have to share this or I'll combust! 😂
You ever bought a juicy fruit to lean back and relax? Just take your time with it while not so taking your time? I had that moment today.
I had been studying my butt off the past days and it still feels surreal that in a year, I would be done with school. Anyway, I digress...
My mom has been really thoughtful and hardly sends me on errands because she wants me to be focused. I get into this zone where by no means should I be distracted or I loose the fire for what I was doing. Happens with Hive too.
So she got back home with these juicy mangoes. Sorry, I forgot to take a picture because I was too busy devouring them...
There was this particular mango amongst this bunch and it looked really tasty. As the human that I am, I picked it.
I didn't bother using a knife because I wanted to be fully satiated. Now, picture this...
Sitting on my bed, taking a break from all the study stress with juicy mango in hand and plate to take the peels. Then I sink my teeth into this really juicy fruit, pulling off a portion of its back. Sweet drops of mango wetness rolls down my fingers to my wrist. I don't mind it. I proceed to take a bite of this fleshy object, moaning with delight as its flavours explode in my month. It's pure heaven...then a thought hits me and I find myself looking at the mango like it just committed the most atrocious sin.
You may be wondering what that thought was and I'll tell you. Oh God...😂 I had to ask God to forgive me for violating his creation.
What came to my mind was sex!
Sex!
At that point, many scenarios came to my mind and the way it all boiled down to what I was doing to that mango made me drop it.
First of all, when I saw that mango, it looked tasty. When a man comes across a beautiful woman or rather, sexy, I believe they get the same thought.
Secondly, wanting to enjoy my mango to the fullest, I cast aside the use of a weapon. I couldn't help but think that's what happens when a guy tells you straight up he wants a one time thing. It does happen.
Another scene did play out, He doesn't tell you he wants a one time thing but makes you believe he wants more and, he might.
Thirdly, that moment when I ruthlessly took off peel after peel with my teeth, let's just say the guy is nipping it in the bud. The toasting/wooing to get you to soften up so he can pick your walls apart and then finally...sink into you (pun intended).
Works like a charm huh? I don't know... I've been laughing at myself since then for coming up with such a dirty scene while eating mangoes. Now, I'll never look at mangoes the same🤦.
My question, what happens when we're done with the flesh? When all the juice and fillings are gone? Hmm? See! Never compare sex to a fruit. You'd end up scarred!