She left the house at five minutes to seven. The day had started great, but then the sky turned a dark grey making a sky full of moisture, but no rain. This is why she did not leave the house with an umbrella - it did not look moist outside - it just looked miserable. By the time she had walked the two blocks to the bus stop, she was wet all thru her clothing. And there was not time to go back and change them.
She finally made the trip to her employer's home with not a dry spot anywhere on her. Her wards laughed at her and pointed at her terrible looking clothes and runny hair. The ward's parents came in a promptly scolded their children saying, "We are not to make fun of those God has put in pathetic places below us in common sense and education. We just explain to them that they should get a loan and get a better car and a driver. They just need to think it thru."
She punched to mom in her jaw; she hit the dad over the head with his umbrella; then she took the keys to his Beemer and drove away to find the nearest bar.
And. ol' Meachum told his friends at the counter, "She was the Perfect Nanny. Those kids never forgot that lesson."
