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My entry for jokechallenge week 2..the word POLICE

Police: where do u live?

Kid: with my parents.

Police: where do your parents live?

Kid: with me

Police: where do you all live?

Kid: together

Police: where is your house?

Kid: next to my neighbor's house

Police: where is your neighbor's house?

Kid: you won't believe if i told you...

Police: tell me!

Kid: if u say so....my neighbor lives next to my house.