The attack of the frog, the bird, and the snake. [SPA/ENG]

Buenos días, comunidad últimamente donde vivo han estado cayendo unos diluvios que ni les menciono, que pasa vivo en Venezuela y estamos en plena temporada de lluvias. ¿Para muchas personas es algo fastidioso, pero yo lo veo como una bendición porque por lo general las personas somos muy inconformes y hay mucho sol se quejan por el calor, si llueve mucho se quejan por el frío o porque son el tipo de personas que apenas lavan su ropa llueve tipo yo, pues 😂😂😂, en ese aspecto los comprendo un poco, pero bueno hay que verle el lado positivo a las cosas no? Yo nunca en mi vida he visto nieve, pero apuesto que hay alguno que se queja a la hora de que nieva, si hay alguno de ustedes que viva en un lugar, así me gustaría saber cómo se siente estar en ese clima agradable.

Good morning, community. Where I live lately, there have been some deluges that I don't even mention to you that happen in Venezuela, and we are in the middle of the rainy season. For many people, it is somewhat annoying, but I see it as a blessing because generally people are very dissatisfied and there is a lot of sun; they complain about the heat; if it rains a lot, they complain about the heat; if it rains a lot, they complain about the cold; or because they are the type of people who, as soon as they wash their clothes, it rains like me, well 😂😂😂, in that aspect I understand them a little, but hey, you have to see the positive side of things, right? I have never seen snow in my life, but I bet there is someone who complains when it snows. If there are any of you who live in that place, I would like to know how it feels to be in that nice weather.

Uno de los pocos que aprovechan este clima son los animales, muchos En fin, continuo el hecho es que nosotros los seres humanos no somos de ellos usan estas temporadas tanto como aparearse como trasladarse entre muchas cosas más. La verdad es que no tengo nada en contra de los animales ni la naturaleza, pero últimamente como que la naturaleza sí tiene algo en mi contra, dirán que soy exagerado, pero es que últimamente me han pasado unos acontecimientos increíbles. Empiezo con un pequeño incidente que hubo en mi casa hace varios, como les dije estamos en temporada de lluvias y los animales salen a explorar, el problema es cuando exploran en mi casa, hace algunos días estaba de paseo junto a mi familia en el cual llegamos cansados a la casa con deseos de comer y dormir. Para nuestra sorpresa había un pequeño huésped en la habitación de mi madre, el cual era una rana, por lo general yo no tendría problema en matar una rata, una cucaracha o una araña, pero la rana la ponía difícil porque no quería matarla, pero tampoco quería agarrarla con mi mano desnuda.

One of the few that take advantage of this climate are the animals—many of them. Anyway, I continued the fact that we human beings are not one of them; they use these seasons for mating and moving, among many other things. The truth is that I have nothing against animals or nature, but lately nature has had something against me. They will say that I am exaggerating, but some incredible events have happened to me lately. I begin with a small incident that occurred in my house several years ago. As I told you, we are in the rainy season, and the animals go out to explore. The problem is when they explore my house. A few days ago, I was out for a walk with my family, and we arrived home tired and wanting to eat and sleep. To our surprise, there was a little guest in my mother's room, which was a frog. Usually, I would have no problem killing a rat, a cockroach, or a spider, but the frog made it difficult because I didn't want to kill it, but I also didn't want to grab it with my bare hand.

Optamos por sacarla con un cepillo de barrer, lo cual pensamos que sería sencillo, pero la rana tenía otros planes. Resulta y acontece que mi querida amiga brincaba por doquier se movía como loca y no quería salir de la casa, me imagino que era por el calor que había. Al ser un anfibio de sangre fría les atrae el calor, cabe resaltar que se metía por debajo de las cajas de las sillas y como estaba junto con mi hermana y mi mama y mi hermanito a todos nos daba asco y no queríamos que esa cosa nos tocara porque somos gente de ciudad y a quien le gusta tocar una rana? Bueno si hay gente que les gusta agarrarlas, pero lo siento ese no era mi caso y debido a esto y a que mi querida amiga se la pasaba brincando todos en mi casa estábamos pegando gritos 😂😂😂😂 era horrible yo me imagino a los vecinos riéndose de nosotros por nuestros gritos 😂😂😂.

We opted to sweep it out with a sweeping brush, which we thought would be easy, but the frog had other plans. It turns out, and it happens, that my dear friend jumped everywhere, moved like crazy, and didn't want to leave the house. I imagine it was because of the heat. Being a cold-blooded amphibian, they are attracted to heat. It should be noted that it got under the boxes of the chairs, and since it was together with my sister, my mother, and my little brother, we were all disgusted, and we did not want that thing to hurt us. Will we play because we are city people, and who likes to play a frog? Well, yes, there are people who like to grab them, but I'm sorry that wasn't my case, and because of this and because my dear friend kept jumping all over my house, we were screaming. It was horrible. I imagine the neighbors laughing at us for our screams 😂😂😂.

Imagen de Julio César Velásquez Mejía en Pixabay

Al fin logré acorralar a la rana, pero debido a eso se me hacía difícil sacarla del rincón, tuve que envolverla con el coleto de la casa para poder ponerla en una pala y sacarla la tire bien lejos para que nunca regresara . Después de eso tuve una experiencia algo distinta, pero fue menos traumática, la verdad estaba hablando con mi madre referente a unos asuntos de cómo invertir dinero en unas tortas para vender el clima, estaba nublado y estaba lloviendo, no era una lluvia fuerte, pero si estaba lloviznando y bueno mi madre y yo estábamos bajo un techo hablando y no sé cómo, pero paso. Un pajado se antojó de volar bajo la lluvia, pasar por debajo de un techo con el simple hecho de defecar encima de mí, yo sabía que no era culpa del animal, pero, oye, no seas malo, estaba bajo un techo y estaba lloviendo como era posible 😂😂😂😂 ese pájaro tenía algo en mi contra.

In the end, I managed to corner the frog, but because of that, it was difficult for me to get it out of the corner. I had to wrap it with the house coat to be able to put it on a shovel and throw it away, so it would never come back. After that, I had a somewhat different experience, but it was less traumatic. The truth was that I was talking with my mother about some issues about how to invest money in some cakes to sell. The weather was cloudy, and it was raining; it wasn't a heavy rain, but yes, it was drizzling, and well, my mother and I were under a roof talking, and I don't know how, but it happened. A bird wanted to fly in the rain and go under a roof for the simple fact of defecating on top of me. I knew it wasn't the animal's fault, but, hey, don't be mean; I was under a roof, and it was raining. How was it possible, 😂😂😂😂 that bird had something against me?

Imagen de Ambady Sasi en Pixabay

A los días después de eso por donde yo vivo se fue la luz aquí en mi país, es muy común que se vaya el servicio eléctrico para un venezolano, ya es costumbre, en fin, era de noche y la visión era muy poca y yo tuve la brillante
idea de ir al patio a caminar sin ninguna linterna pasé por un rincón oscuro y sentí que algo paso por mi pie, me dije a mí mismo a no pasa nada es el perro chiquito que teníamos en ese momento una cachorra llamada cosita. Pero me equivoqué no era cosita después al ver bien la silueta vi que era una serpiente mi reacción fue agarrar un palo y empezarle a pegar, obviamente me asuste y gracias a ese susto mi padre y su mujer se despertaron y entre mi papá y yo tuvimos tristemente que matarla porque no queríamos que se comiera a la cachorrita y ninguno de nosotros la iba a agarrar con la mano así que toco. Después mi papá se burló de mí por el susto que tuve y bueno termine esa noche siendo el centro de las risas de la casa y bueno estos días han sido algo tranquilos y espero sigan así espero le allá gustado al lector esta historia feliz día.

A few days after that, where I live, the power went out in my country. It is very common for a Venezuelan to go out; it is customary. In short, it was night, the vision was very poor, and I had the brilliant
I had the idea of ​​going to the patio for a walk without a flashlight. I passed through a dark corner, and I felt that something had happened to my foot. I said to myself, "It's okay; it's the little dog we had at that time, a puppy called Little Thing. But I was wrong; it was not a little thing. Then, when I saw the silhouette, well, I saw that it was a snake, and my reaction was to grab a stick and start hitting it. Obviously, I was scared, and thanks to that scare, my father and his wife woke up, and my dad and I sadly had to kill her because we didn't want her to eat the puppy, and neither of us was going to grab her with our hands, so I touched her. Then my dad made fun of me for the scare I had, and well, I ended up that night being the center of laughter in the house, and well, these days have been somewhat quiet, and I hope they continue like this. I hope the reader liked this story.