"Waiter! I'll have the Lunch Special, Field Chicken"
"Certainly sir"
Bill ate heartily savouring every bite.
"Waiter, This field chicken, why is it so called?"
"Sir, the rodents are wild, not farmed."
"Rodents? Then why call it chicken?"
"Well sir, If we called it field rodent, nobody would order it!"
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This is a more or less true story of something that happened in China when I was there in 1987...Believe it or not!
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The prompt is Lunch
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