I love Jane Austin and have read Pride and Prejudice so often that I can quote many passages verbatim, but of course you followed my reasoning. I don't trust anyone who doesn't read.
Y'know, my two best and brightest workers came fresh from Pizzaland. Restaurant workers know how to move their arse and are excellent multitaskers. And I'd know just by looking at you that you were once monarch of all you surveyed:)