I’m not boasting when I say I’m among the loveliest people you could meet. I’m reliable, responsible and honest, well, mostly. I may tell a fib or two in a tight spot, but I make up for that with my fierce loyalty. I stand by my friends and would defend them to the death. Theirs, not mine.
I’m indeed a tad fastidious and like everything to be just so, but nobody holds that against me since I travel with my scourer and rubber gloves. When I come to visit, you can be certain your house will be cleaner when I leave than when I arrive. I just returned from visiting my pal Rose in Dublin. I cleaned out her fridge and scrubbed all of her pots to a shine.
I will also confess to being extremely kind to animals. I once put my shirt on a horse that was scratched. I'm confident that none of you will get that joke without asking Grok, but if one of you happens to be as cultured and well-read as I am, prove it and you'll receive five HBI shares. My generosity is legendary, and besides, when I buy 5 for you, I get 5 for myself!
No cheating now! Not that I would suspect any of you, dear reader, for I am a trusting soul and tend to take people at their word, unless they're a policeman, lawyer, politician or other such ne'er-do-well.
And then there's my humility...
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Posted in response to galenkp's weekend experience
prompt: In exactly 250 words explain who you are as a person and how do you perceive yourself.
The images are mine
