I'll tell you a secret!

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I’m pretty upfront about my opinions on most things. In fact, I could likely give a 30-minute lecture to anyone who’d care to listen on the evils of government, the madness of the medical industrial complex, or the growing incivility of civil society, and these are just a few of my King Charles’ heads. However, there are certain opinions I find are better left unvoiced if one is to make friends and influence people.

Parents tend not to like it if you don’t appreciate their kids… and I can’t stand children! There, I’ve said it! I’m out of the closet. Good kids, bad kids, cutesy little sad kids, I loathe them all equally. When I see tantrum-throwing toddlers in the street, I am forever amazed that the parents don't just walk away and leave them. I mean, they're too young to know their way home, right?

Yes, I’m a child-hater and will cross the street to avoid the little blighters, lest one of their sticky hands should reach out and touch my person, forcing me to swat it away and possibly incur the wrath of the confounded pest’s doting parent.

A recent polite request to one such parent, seated behind me on a bus, to remove her toddler’s pesky paws from the back of my head, was met with a look of incredulity and a declaration that I was by far the most obnoxious person she had ever met.

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And while I’m in confessional mode, I’m racist, or perhaps that’s nationalist or maybe far-right. No, I don’t believe one race to be superior to another but rather that the land, culture, and values of each should be preserved. One of the best things about the world is the differences between us. I believe we are tribal and, for the most part, prefer people of our own ethnicity. I want to live among my own people, and if I go to Japan, I want to see Japanese people and experience their culture. I don’t want to travel all the way to China to see some Dublin jackeen dancing an Irish jig. Immigration by all means, but not in such numbers as to effect a complete demographic transformation, such as we’re currently seeing across Europe.

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And finally, something that is guaranteed to get me scratched from the dinner party list, I think there’s a fair possibility that we’re either living in a simulation or that our overlords, rulers, elites, or whatever are not human… no, hear me out. We need CO2 to live, humans and plants in a symbiotic relationship, yet we are waging war on carbon dioxide. Our air, water, and land are being poisoned as corporations pollute and strip-mine our planet. Is it plausible that even a psychopathic human would poison the air he breathes and the water he drinks?

Nah, I’m with David Icke. Lizards, the lot of them!

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Posted in response to galenkp@galenkp's Weekend Experiences prompt asking
'What are three things you think but would never want anyone to know you think'

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