Well I think I have the toilet roll thing covered!

Hahaha. I've done only one line of coke in all of my 63 years and all I got from it was a massive headache.

At least the Mongolian President benching 100kg for 20 reps with that sort of style shows he can apply himself to something other than snorting cocaine and shafting people, unlike the politicians in our

I feel a post about my horticultural prowess coming on. I've been writing it since July, so it should be finished real soon:)

You're completely bonkers!:)

We'd have plenty of money to invest in the grid if we hadn't already donated 225 billion to the Ukraine war effort, not to mention the 10 million refugees we've imported in the last decade.

Japanese beetles? Never heard of them! I love rhubarb crumbles and I also juice it. My friend loves to stew it and drink the juice, so I supply her too.

I'm not sure I'm much of an entrepreneur. I made my own job because I knew I could never take orders. I'm not much good with money either. I should be rich but though I have very few possessions, don't

I've loads of rhubarb. You plant it once and don't ever have to tend to it at all after that. It'd suit your style of homesteading down to the ground.

Hahaha. Whatever you call it, it's bloody irritating!

I can't remember the last film I went to see but it would have been about 10 years ago and it irritated me that people were looking at their phones and not at the film.

As a child, I had some inkling that women were considered inferior when my mother couldn't be served in the bar of the pubs she frequented but was confined to the snug. Then there was my application for

Love lavender, love the idea of having kangaroos hanging about and agree wholeheartedly that it's hard to stay pissed off when you're gardening. I don't think I'll ever get over the magic of growing things

I have to admire your fortitude. Apart from a dicky back, I’m blessed with perfect health, and I still find it difficult to get through everything I need to get done. I reckon if I were ill, I’d probably

No, I hadn't heard about the 16-year-old girl and the consensual choking, but I have to say I think it's pretty fucked up. I didn't have any sexual experience until I was 17, and that was with a boy I

My nickname in school was deirdyweirdy, so I think I can say with some confidence that I know exactly what you mean:)

I made some yesterday so here we go... Ingredients cup of brown lentils but I'd say any colour will do an onion a few cloves of garlic parsley cayenne smoked paprika salt and black pepper mixed spices

My mother died at 56 but if she'd lived, she could have given this guy a run for his money. In all of her 56 years I saw her take only one single bath.

I'd buy him 2 beers!

I make a mean lentil burger myself, if I may say so. They’re so good that I’ve actually served them to carnivore friends who thanked me for being kind enough to cook meat for them:)